I woke up with pink eye Saturday morning (joy). I'd never had it. But I definitely had it. One look in the mirror and I said, "I look like the creature from the blue lagoon."
Jerod: "you mean the black lagoon?"
Me: "Yeah, the black lagoon. The blue lagoon was a movie, wasn't it."
Jerod: "If you looked like the creature from the blue lagoon, you'd look like Brooke Shields..." the prospect made him smile.
Me: "Definitely not looking like Brooke Shields today. Sorry, honey."